By: Laura C. Anderson
“I don't want to have sex for an hour.”
Don’t be afraid to tap out every now and then, you’re not the only one who needs water (pizza) breaks.
“Can you try a little harder to make me feel special?”
A little effort goes a l-o-n-g way.
“Lubricant is your friend.”
The wetter the better.
“Use your hands during oral.”
Don’t be afraid to be her handy man.
“Ask me what I want or what I like!”
Communication, it’s all about communication.
Disclaimer: There’s a big difference between choking and strangling.
“Tie me up.”
We may not be Rihanna but chains and whips excite us, too.
“Smack my ass.”
Don’t be afraid to leave a mark.
“I don’t always want to swallow”
It’s true, we don’t. There’s plenty of sexy bare skin for you to unload your load on. Keep your towel handy.
“I want to watch porn with you.”
She probably has her favorite episode already in mind.
“Be aggressive, I’m not going to break.”
Try a little tough lovemaking; soft sex is just awkward unless you’re in love.
“Film us. Sex tapes are hot.”
Important to consider: Location of camera is key.
“Stick your finger up my ass.”
It’s like a button. Ass-play is push to start.
Laura C. Anderson | @s0mebl0nde
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