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Do you love all things Halloween? Does the idea of indulging in yet another Freddy Krueger movie marathon really turn you on? Do you find yourself humming the theme song from Nightmare Before Christmas uncontrollably while having sex throughout the month of October? If so, Laura's newest piece is definitely for you! Check it out here.
There are plenty of reasons relationships don’t work out. Some have real validity, others are just excuses we tell to get out of the arrangement. Today, we’re looking at 6 points of failure. Read all of them here.
ENTERTAINING A WOMAN'S ATTENTION PAST THE FIRST DATE
You’ve got a woman’s gaze and moved past that awkward first meeting. Now what? Read our top secret advice from Anicia Bragg here.
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It’s about time we give her panties a voice, isn’t it? I’m here to break down what her lingerie says about her, or more importantly, what she thinks it’s saying to you. Read Laura Anderson's hilarious take here.
“Wait, your boyfriend is the same age as your dad?” Catch Laura Anderson's hilarious take on the infamous age gap here.
What she’s really thinking when she sees your junk. Laura Anderson lays it all down here.
INTRODUCING CWB: COLLEAGUES WITH BENEFITS
If you thought Friends With Benefits complicated the hell out of things, consider the same scenario…but at work. Catch up on the hilarious and ugly truth here.
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Amanda V. Taylor breaks down the basics of romance on a budget here.
WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR NOT-SO-GIRLY GIRLFRIEND ON VALENTINE'S DAY
Laura C. Anderson givers us her top ten date ideas to impress the girls who’d rather you not try so hard to impress. Read up on it here.
He asks: Is she secretly watching porn like I am? Tom, 28
It’s very possible! There are women who have certain porn sites saved on their browsers and there are women who view porn as cheating when it comes to relationships. All I can tell you are more women watch porn then you’ve been led to believe. Trust me.
He asks: How can I get my girlfriend to role-play? Tim, 24
Try asking her if there are any sexual fantasies that turn her on, reminding her not to feel shy. If she can open up to you about them, she may be more willing to act those out once you tell her you’re willing. By starting with a fantasy of hers and getting more comfortable with the process, you’ll have an easier time asking her to act out whatever turns you on.
He asks: What does sex feel like for her? Mark, 29
Okay. Let’s make this relatable. Say it’s a football game; the first half of the game it feels like nothing – just a lot of pressure, not necessarily bad pressure but not necessarily good pressure, either. Then something glorious happens if your stamina survives the half-time show. Intermission winds down for third quarter to begin and if your speed and technique remains somewhat consistent, that pressure will go from feeling like nothing to feeling like heaven is a place on earth and that place is her vagina. Then, after just the right play, you’ll find her G-spot with just seconds left in the fourth quarter and voilà, touchdown. It’s both a mental and physical victory for her.
He asks: Can I ask out my ex’s best friend? Dave, 31
That’s a hard no. There are a LOT of girls out there and if you really do value this girl, you’ll spare her the inevitable drama that will ensue after your ex finds out. Because she will find out. They always do.
He asks: A girl stopped talking to me after I sent her a picture of my dick. Why? Corbin, 20
Well that depends, did you know this girl for more than fifteen minutes? If not, she definitely blocked you (because that’s weird and no one wants to see that) and she definitely took a screenshot. Even on a good day, like even when we’re really horny, dick pics are just kind of awkward. Half the time we’re sexting you we’re on the couch watching New Girl eating pasta.
He asks: Are threesomes really that bad? Chris, 34
Of course not, tons of women enjoy them. It really just boils down to jealously; do you want to see another man having sex with your girlfriend ON TOP of you? If your answer is something similar to, “Hell no,” then congratulations, you get it.
He asks: When a girl is close to finishing should I make sure I finish the job right away? I like to tease my girls to the breaking point and stop and make them wait for it. Jack.
We have been waiting for it. The entire sexual experience is us waiting for it. Golden rule: If it's working for her, don't stop. Though we love it when you mix things up and experiment with new techniques, if you don't stick with something consistent we basically start over from the beginning - and it's very frustrating. Once you've found something that has her making non-humane noises, stick with it until she crosses her finish line. Plus, it's always easier for us to have orgasms after our first one.
He asks: What’s the fastest way to get her attention? Sam, 25
Stop trying so hard and just act normal. I know that sounds self-explanatory and strange but I’m serious. Girls can detect when you’re trying too hard or trying to be something you’re not. You don’t have to wheel her in, get her dangling on your hook, and then cast her back out to sea just so she chases after you. That trick is getting old and we’re starting to realize the men worth the effort are the ones who will put in the same effort for them. Take her out on a nice date, make her feel good about herself, and please, don’t ask her for sex.
He asks: Why do all girls want relationships? Harrison, 24
We don’t. Not all girls pop out the womb on the hunt for a man. Relationships are a lot of work and there are plenty of young (and older) women who enjoy being single, enjoy the same freedoms you do, and would rather focus on their careers before “settling down.” Unfortunately, society teaches us we need a man to be happy, and as a result some women are under the delusion a man will be her golden ticket to nirvana.
He asks: Does she have to put pictures of us up on social media? Michael, 27
Do you have to ask for blowjobs nine thousand times a week? No, but you do because you enjoy them and she complies because she knows you enjoy them so stop whining and let her post the picture. She’s not asking anything from you other than maybe a 'like’ or a cute comment to make her friends jealous.
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