Think you can correctly guess whether these products make explosions in the sky or explosions in the bedroom?
Let’s play a game, shall we? In honor of the 4th of July I figured we’d incorporate America’s two favorite pastimes: sex and fireworks. Here’s how this will work - I’ll provide you with my top 10 names and you decide whether it’s the name of a sex toy currently on the market or a brand of TNT Firework. If you can score 100% then consider yourself patriotism at its finest. Let’s get started.
Written by: Laura C. Anderson
OTHER HILARIOUS HONORARY MENTIONS:
Blow Your Mind, Lock and Load It, Epic Explosions, Chasing Booty, The Golden Shower, Rise Up, Snack in the Grass, Bruno, Girls Best Friend, Scream and Shout, Happy Face, Impact Zone, Jealous Neighbour, Large and In Charge, Epic Explosions, Go Nuts, Blow Your Stack,
Lock. Lube. Lift Off., The Doc Johnson, The Hot Seat, Twist and Shout, The Wonderful Mystical Mushroom, Screaming 'O Yeah', Comet Key, Ring of Passion, Fun Factory,
Laura C. Anderson | @s0mebl0nde
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