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10 Men Talk 


By: Laura C. Anderson


Like women, men often get turned on at the worst times, in the most inconvenient situations. Though, some are arguably more inconvenient than others, like when you’re at your nana’s house or your son’s graduation? Yeah, that’s rough. These ten men dish on their worst boner moments and let’s just say some are more cringe worthy than others.

1. “At the gym while wearing sweatpants.”
             The one weight you shouldn’t be lifting is definitely your penis.

2.  “For whatever reason everyday around 2:30 pm at work I get super turned on and it ruins my life during meetings.”
              I guess that would give a whole new meaning to the term, “PowerPoint.” A friend of mine refers to this period of
              time as, “Office hour horny.”

3. “I was at my nana’s house.”
             Are we talking before the milk and cookies or after she gave you that sweater she hand knit you??

4. “Teaching. I was teaching.”
             Yep, that’s grounds for sex offender status right there.

5. “My friends and I were all hanging out eating hot dogs.”
             Coincidence? I think not.

6. “I was dancing with my cousin at my uncle’s wedding.”
             Were you two slow dancing or was she grinding against your junk like her ass depended on it?

7. “During my job interview.”
             I mean did you get the job?

8.  “I was making eye-contact with my pastor, in church.”
             As DJ Khaled would say, “bless up”?

9. “It was my son’s graduation, from high school.”
              I’m guessing his principal gave a very moving graduation speech?

 10. “It was 20 minutes into our first date.”
              Let’s try not to take speed dating so literally.

 


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